Water is a natural and necessary substance of life. It's the go-go boost to our lives, the magic that gives our wands meaning, and the thing that leaks out of us when we're sad. But sadness sucks, and therefore so does water.
That's why we got our top engineers to create waterproof teddies. No longer will your salty tears stain your furry companion. No longer will you regret bringing your furbaby into the rain. No longer will life hold your friendship back.