It's time to get fluffy
Sometimes in life, we can become pretty darn lonely. Some of us turn to alcohol, others drugs, and some even choose to do crossword puzzles. Completely absurd! How sad does you life have to be to do crossword puzzles. But fear not my friends, because Leviathink is here to offer you a healthy solution: Teddies.
Yeah you read that right. People say that a dog is man's best friend, but that's complete garbage. He/she's man's second best friend. Teddies are #1. Need proof? Fine...
- They listen. Always.
- No matter how boring you are, or in how much danger you're in, they'll never leave you.
- You can rub them on your face and it feels nice.
- They won't die if you accidentally sit on them (tested and confirmed).
The list goes on, but my point is that Leviathink can cure your loneliness: one teddy at a time.
